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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 09:12

No way
Just Forget it!
Still no good
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Then came..
K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors